Karrrrrl Urban

I am going to destroy Matthias Paul Low Boon Tung. Mayhap till little monsters like himself cannot be found anymore.

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WARNING: This could be, for you intelligent, anti-fangirl, utterly rational lot, a useless, shallow long post about random male actors in the aesthetic sense. So, don’t continue if you don’t like it, because I don’t want to waste my time arguing with you or anything. Hate the actor? Leave.

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I’m not one for idolizing idols/models/actors/etc. I do occasionally, at random times, squeal and go high over one or two actors, in respective movies. Like Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Amazing. Not that I squeal over him in any other movie, or even often at any day.

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I do also get the fact that most people don’t even know those who I actually like. Like Daniel Henney, or even Ryan Reynolds. Robert Downey Jr. (Whose comebacks and witticisms I adore) Johnny Depp. (Ah, the eccentric hunk.) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, (Captain Fine and Quintolicious is pasted up at my board in Akasia, staring at me everytime I do my work. Aww.) Sam Worthington. (Stares at me from Esther’s board. HAHA.) Or cringe at some that I do. Y’know, it’s perfectly normal. Like Zac Efron from 17 Again. Cliche, but adorable.

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I enjoyed the Korean movies and dramas that he has starred in. Like Seducing Mr. Perfect and My Name is Kim Sam-Soon. Oh wow. XD

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He wasn’t all that great in The Proposal, but still.

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Cast of Star Trek with all my faves. Karl Urban, dorkilicious Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine and John Cho.

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Like Hugh Jackman, in more movies than one. Like Kate and Leopold. Like Scoop. Like Wolverine (though I don’t really like the hair). Like Deception. Oh yes. Like Australia, with the more than detailed bathing scene. Interesting shot for people to go high over.

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I suppose El would roll her eyes at me, looking through this as well. Because of all my high-ness and jumpiness and OMG OMG-ness Hugh-period. I do adore most Hughs’ don’t I?

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Like James Marsden. Enchanted hilarious. Hairspray cute and the singing!. 27 Dresses yummylicious. That smile.

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The awesomely hawt James and Hugh together.

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Heath Ledger. Not that, that wonderful awesome actor, is simply beautiful. In every sense of the word. I’ve always like all his other movies, and his Joker thoroughly blew me away as well, only emphasizing the fact that he can turn any role into something marvelous. It’s heart-breaking that things happened the way it did. I’m waiting for the moment that very last movie of his hits Malaysia. I don’t know if it will, because I haven’t been keeping up with news of  it but I’ll get hold of it, somehow.

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Looking through my pictures of him, I do feel depressed. Oh Heath. Not that I knew him personally. But, sigh.

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(I haven’t said anything personality wise because that’s subject to your opinions, and its not like I know them personally anyway. If anything, I can only conclude certain aspects through interviews and the likes. Still, charm and charisma oozes out from them, no, no?)

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(Btw, have I mentioned that Captain Fine aka Pretty Boy Chris Pine – not exactly my thing, but awesome enough – has one of the nicest quotes that I adore?

“I think the most dangerous word in the English language is should. I should have done this. Or I should do that. Should implies responsibility. It connotes demand. Which is just not the case. Life ebbs and flows.” – Chris Pine 

Pictures here too!)

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I have loads of pictures of him too.

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Yummy Chris and Hugh!

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And. And. KARL URBAN. Please pronounce it with a RRRRRRR mind you. His latest movie that I watched simply got me hooked to the screen and yes. LEONARD MCCOY DANG.

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Now look at that stance.

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And yes, this post is actually about Karl.

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Do note that the rest of the post will be image heavy with all of them, about Karl. Naturally.

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If you’d like to know, I’m not the only one who actually considers him drool-worthy (Note this), like all my classmates seem to think and would even dare to just… insult him! And misuse his name, and and and!

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Like I said, they’re all going down. One way or another. Particularly Low Boon Tung and Bryan Chong Jing Xiong.

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Okay. You’re confused, aren’t you? Like I said, it began with Boon Tung. Why? Well, FACT: He has a thick tongue which aids him in his speech – little wonder he talks too much that most teachers ignore him. FACT: He is unable to roll his tongue to that wonderful R sound. FACT: He is an idiot.

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Thus, he is unable to pronounce the word KARL. KARRRRRRRL. KARRRL. And instead, called him COW. COW!

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Can anyone say idiot any louder?

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Because of that, and the fact that majority of my classmates can’t pronounce that wonderful name either, they have nearly all started calling him COW. AS IN A COW. LIKE HOW I LIKE TO SAY HOW NOW BROWN COW. THEY CALLED HIM A COW!

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There was also that incident in Biology class about cows and methane and the Star teacher cluelessly igniting our memory about cows thinning the ozone with them passing out methane gas and wondering why the heck the whole class was laughing hysterically with Boon Tung repeating that, “Nicole likes New Zealand cows.”

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Then there were the beef jokes which are crude and so not funny. And yesterday, the combined forces of Boon Tung and Bryan has started on a new type of funny. It’s called LAME.

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How can anyone look at above picture and call Karl a cow? ONLY IDIOTS, THAT’S WHO.

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They called my Karl the King of Cows! The KING OF COWS. And started the Moonwalk! Which has Boon Tung shaking his unrefined and so-not-hot-at-all ass, and being an ASS. ARSE. WHATEVER. I’m that close to facepalming, having cold sweat and all the rest.

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THEY WON’T STOP.

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To think that even Ling J-Cyn is part of this.. this evil!

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Do you not know that he is also known as SEXY-ASS KARL? AND UTTERLY HOT AND DELICIOUS WITH ALL THAT CONTOURS AND if you know me you know what I like AND ALTOGETHER AWESOME.

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See, he’s with your idol Orlando, BT. And you’ll never be able to do so!

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He can pull off this suit and tie look in a way you can never do so, Bryan and Boon Tung, for all your preening and hair-styling and whatnot. Hah!

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This should be after or before he filmed Doom. The Hollywood version please. My Brother has such good taste. He said Karl looked awesome in that movie.

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Ouch. Now that’s scorching hot. XD

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Wicked sense of humor, bad-ass look, and utterly brilliant. :) Has tendency to do hilarious ridiculous things during meeting ups and interviews such as placing a microphone in his mouth and making hilarious eyebrow gestures and pants dropping to answer the routine ‘boxers or briefs’ question. Yesh. Even his ability to raise his eyebrow skyhigh is adorable.

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Sure, he had weird long locks at one point as Eomer in LOTR. (LOTR FOR THE WIN.) And then nearly bald as Kirill in the Bourne Supremacy. And as that dude in the Riddick movie which I didn’t think was him until now, haha. And then at Pathfinder and etc etc. And with side parting hairstyle in ST, well, that hairstyle wasn’t as cool as it was in Doom, but what the heck. He acted awesome, looked rockin’ even in side-partings, and yuuuummmmy.

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Him on the set with such a smile. And the hair. LOL. Kinda reminds me of someone. Or two.

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FACT: I’m not completely into Karl Urban. Not that anyone would believe me now, but that’s how it always has been. Getting gaga in a period of time – which depends on how many movies I actually like with them in it, or how impressionable they were – and then a mild interest here and then. But with this utter blasphemy, I’m going to have to stick by my Karl for that while longer and defend him with all my breath! (until it dies down and I can happily go gaga over some other actor or something.)

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FACT: I won’t forget this anytime soon. And like I said, I’ll continue to defend him until necessary.

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New Zealand Star Trek interview with Karl Urban and John Cho Part 1

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New Zealand Star Trek interview with Karl Urban and John Cho Part 2

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Well. Tribute videos aren’t exactly my thing, but there’s a ton at Youtuhe which goes to show that if anyone finds out about the horrors that 9M2 has committed, particularly what Boon Tung has done – well.

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I hope that with the addition of pictures and whatnot, you’ll be convinced that he isn’t as how they portrayed him over at SAD9M2.

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To think that they could do such a horrible, horrible thing.

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Moral of this story: Karl Urban is awesome, hawt, sexy.

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And never name your child Karl. Not if you want horrible puns and teasing to go out of hand one day. And not if you’re staying in Malaysia and sends your child to a chinese-based school. Because they don’t really know how to make that RRRRRRR sound properly. And then this happens.

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P/S: Disclaimer: All pictures are not mine, and are from various sources.

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